Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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