No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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