She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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