dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Fuck me I smell like cheese
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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