Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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