Its about making memories worth repressing
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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