I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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