The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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