So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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