Sponge bath it is.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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