yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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