Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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