he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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