it wasn't lemon gatorade
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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