And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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