Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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