My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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