Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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