Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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