Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she peed on how many people?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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