You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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