so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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