Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
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That's how twitter works, right?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I love you.
Bad choice
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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