I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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