It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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