Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
ok first of all what the fuck
And then he peed in my hair
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