Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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