how can u be prego again
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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