I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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