plz talk dirty to me
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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