how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Pooping to opera.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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