I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Randomize
