I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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