Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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