But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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