Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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