A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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