So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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