She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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