week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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