he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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