How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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