it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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