If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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