Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
