Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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