She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Come on in and take your pants off
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