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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
