I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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