When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The beer is more important than you right now.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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