Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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