man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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