i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
50% drunk capacity currently
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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